Six things the EDL should probably learn about England
1. St. George’s Day is on April 23
2. St. George wasn’t English
He was born in Palestine to Greek parents, served in a foreign army and never even visited England. He’s also the patron saint of so many other things - including people suffering from syphilis - that there is a whole Wikipedia page dedicated to it.
3. Brighton Pavilion is NOT a mosque
4. Their motto is literally taken off a fag packet
5. We’ve ALREADY got a “defence league”. They’re quite expensive but at least they do what parliament tells them and we can sack them if they do bad things. Sometimes.
6. This is how the vast majority of the English population picture them
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